The politics I love and hate, wrapped up in a conundrum.

I do not understand anyone who is against gay marriage. When you really think about it, aren’t all marriages kind of gay? I mean, as a man when you get married, essentially what you are saying is, I will never touch another woman as long as I live.

Jimmy Kimmel, at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. I think this is kind of offensive (gays and married couples chime in), but he makes a good point.