The politics I love and hate, wrapped up in a conundrum.

GOP: protecting embryos while demonizing poor people and single mothers since 1982

GOP: protecting embryos while demonizing poor people and single mothers since 1982

Romney likes windjobs in Iowa and binders filled with women.

Is this some kind of Mormon polygamy dog whistle? 

It would be great if Obama did this, plus call him “Willard” instead of “Governor.”

It would be great if Obama did this, plus call him “Willard” instead of “Governor.”

Romney admires a dumbass drunk ho who’s a national embarrassment because she had a baby and then lost weight?

Romney admires a dumbass drunk ho who’s a national embarrassment because she had a baby and then lost weight?

But news this morning is that the Romney campaign is going to pander even more aggressively to this “base” of the GOP with speeches on patriotism, America as a Christian nation and some extra cripsy Bible thumping. Good call. 

  • Mitt: Hi, this is Mitt Romney. Is Sheldon Adelson there?
  • Man: No, this is Rosh Hashanah.
  • Mitt: Well then can I leave a message, Mr. Hashanah?

Nobody should be surprised by Mitt’s perpetually bad judgment. His first mission as an adult was to try to convert citizens of Bordeaux, France to a religion that bans wine.

teabag tweet tweaking

teabag tweet tweaking

This is my favorite today!

This is my favorite today!

Mittens is sinking into Sarah Palin word salad territory. Must be a symptom of bullshitting your way to being such a great, patriotic American.

Mittens is sinking into Sarah Palin word salad territory. Must be a symptom of bullshitting your way to being such a great, patriotic American.

Mitt Romney claims he’s always had a good relationship with the Hispanics, as long as they don’t wake him up with the leaf blower.

—Bill Maher

You can’t spell MONEY without ROMNEY

Someone might want to remind Newt that if his tax plan is implemented, Romney’s capital gains tax rate would be 0%. (And so will Romney’s tax plan, by the way).

By the way, I’m concerned about our poor in this country

—Mitt Romney, who forgot the word “voting” at the end of his sentence