"If you were Satan, who would you attack, in this day and age? There is no one else to go after, other than the United States."
— Rick Santorum, warning that the United States is under attack by Satan, the Father of Lies. I personally think it’s Satan’s work that 18% of this country is mentally ill under the guise of their own home-schooled religiosity, making it even remotely possible that they could elect Santorum President.
